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Baby's 1st Fly

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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