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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity. - Unknown

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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