A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott
I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost
A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh
I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan
Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler
Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg
Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler
Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers
The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard
When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard
That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth
My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon
You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown
The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys
The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown
Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus
If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie
Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict
Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood
To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus