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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

At its best, life is completely unpredictable. - Christopher Walken

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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