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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson


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