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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro


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