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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

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