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Worm Bridge

Caution: Slippery when worm-wet!

Worm Bridge thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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