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XL Safety Shoes

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XL Safety Shoes thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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