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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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