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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen


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