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Loving Spoonful

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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal


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