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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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