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You Guys Make Me Sick

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You Guys Make Me Sick thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Loving Spoonful

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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Cloud Swing

Stork Exhaust

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Smoking In The Boy’s Room

High Tide Heels

Pen Utensils

SUV Sinkhole

Show Stopper

You Never Call

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Acoustic Hearing Aids

How To Spot A Rich Guy

Two Face

Angry Bird

Bach Scratching

Redneck Hotter Tub

Foot Wear

2fer Sudoku Puzzles G

Baby Shower