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Loving Spoonful

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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