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Loving Spoonful

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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