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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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