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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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