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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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