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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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