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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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