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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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