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Abbo Monopoly

Collecting 'Go To Jail' cards?

Abbo Monopoly thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In the lap of the cards. - Archie Bunker

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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