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Abbo Monopoly

Collecting 'Go To Jail' cards?

Abbo Monopoly thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In the lap of the cards. - Archie Bunker

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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