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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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