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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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