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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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