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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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