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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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