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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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