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Antique Earplug

Jethro doesn't like those fancy digital hearing aids

Antique Earplug thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - R.W. Emerson

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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