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Attention Span

Parents - they can be so demanding

Attention Span thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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