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Attention Span

Parents - they can be so demanding

Attention Span thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick


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