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Baby Juggling

Ever had a day when the kids don't demand your attention?

Baby Juggling thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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