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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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