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Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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Ways to say 'Dad' in Different Languages

Back Massage Track

Baby Sitting

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Desert Soccer Fans

Tight Fit Ship

Dog Fairy Tales

Dad's Ex-Ferrari

Dad's Turn

Sleep-In Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

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