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Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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