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Best Clock Ever

Down-playing the time of day

Best Clock Ever thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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