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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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