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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey


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