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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Bach in an hour. Offenbach sooner. - Unknown

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. - Morris Mandel

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

If you have an hour, will you not improve that hour, instead of idling it away? - Lord Chesterfield

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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