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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. - Morris Mandel

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. - Phyllis Diller

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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