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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Bach in an hour. Offenbach sooner. - Unknown

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. - Morris Mandel

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

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