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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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