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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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