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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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