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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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