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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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