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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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