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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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