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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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