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It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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