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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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