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Catch of the Day

Bubba and Jethro took 2nd and 3rd trophies at the fish derby

Catch of the Day thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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