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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus. - Archie Bunker

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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