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Cautious Australia

Why Australia is called the 'Land Down Under'

Cautious Australia thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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