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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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