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Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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