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Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill


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