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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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