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It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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