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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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