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Coming In, Going Out

Wear and tear of the Presidential office

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

As they arrive and leave the White House

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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