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Coming In, Going Out

Wear and tear of the Presidential office

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

As they arrive and leave the White House

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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