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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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