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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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