#1 humor site on the 'net

Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton


Woman-Riding Man

Thin Polar Bear

Hand Tool

Rainbow Beer

They Found Your Balls

Giraffe Pet

Hard Working Cop

Cattle Herding in Africa

Dutch Cowboy

How Bachelors Kill Moths

Tonsil Ring

Portrait Gallery

Piano Dog

The Art Of Politics

Martini Shirt

American Mustache

Wedding Room Dress

Redneck TP

Big Bird Feeder

City Work Crew's Slow Day

Cow Trampoline

Suspicious Blood Donor

Friends In High Places

Hair Cut Toupee