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Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

TP Safety

Crochet Shorts

Wine Bottle Recycling

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Alberta Winter Fridge

Wheelbarrow Wheelies

Redneck Deer Stand

Bucket Seat

Security Camera Setup

Smithton Stoneys

Hearse Parking

Just Saying Goodbye

Golden End of the Rainbow

Redneck Shower

Thank You For Driving

Debbie's Fridge