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Discrimination

Once again discrimination rears its ugly head

Discrimination thanks to Roy Taylor

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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