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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.
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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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