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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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