Financial Meltdown

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump