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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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