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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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