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Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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