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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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