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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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