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Firewood Tree

Art in the petrified forest

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Would you make it you had wood?

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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