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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

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