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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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