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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare


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