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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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