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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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