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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown


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