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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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