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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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