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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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