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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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