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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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