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Free Nobel Peace Prize thanks to Mike King

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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