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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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