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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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