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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers


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