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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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