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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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