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Hopscotch for Seniors

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Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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