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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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