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Hopscotch for Seniors

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

Hopscotch for Seniors thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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