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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If everything is important, then nothing is. - Unknown

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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