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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The most important of my discoveries has been suggested to me by my failures. - Sir Humphrey Davy

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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