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It Was That Close

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It Was That Close thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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